“My son gave me a FORMER TEEN shirt for my 75th birthday and I couldn’t be happier. I’m no longer invisible when out and about the neighbourhood. Even the kids notice me now. Am getting lots of smiles from all ages. Love smiles. Love my new shirt. Actually feel younger wearing it. Sincerely yours, Former Teen, Edna Moorehouse, Toronto.” 

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I’m a mostly plain-shirt guy who, for fun, designs shirts I’d wear if I weren't.


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Don’t be taken in by all this recent Twitter nonsense about a Louisiana woman being stalked and killed by her cat while wearing my WHITE MICE t-shirt. Snopes has investigated and declared the story “FALSE. “The woman is very much alive,” they report, “though suffering, still, from a latticework of 2nd-degree lacerations and a scattering of puncture wounds.”

https://www.zazzle.com/twin_shirt-235194377020616438

Jake Johnson, of Saskatoon, writes that what he especially likes about his new DIRT shirt is that it looks best dirty so doesn’t require much laundering.